I liked this story from woefullymisinformed:
I wore a Phillies t-shirt as I walked to the coffee shop just now. Outside the shop, a guy was wearing a Yankees hat, sitting with his friend.
“Phillies suck,” he said to me as I walked by.
“Yeah, I guess that’s why they made the Yankees look like the company softball team last night,” I responded.
His friend laughed. I went in the coffee shop. I am never that cool, ever. Today is a good day.
